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As much as I had hoped to celebrate Christmas one day, a month to flirt behind a screen was a bit steep.
I tried “smiling” at a bunch of men, hoping that if they forked over the money, they could talk to me. Then I smiled back whenever I received a smile, hoping that there was a loophole (like two smiles = a free introduction).
The interface of the app is SO much easier to use than dharma Match, Christian Mingle and Atheist Passions.
It’s Tinder-like, with some swiping and no payment (insert your cheap-Jew stereotype here).
Also strange: if members didn’t fill out their height and weight, their profile would be deleted — weird, since most people are going to lie anyway.
Oh well, at least everyone on the site knows not to challenge me to a limbo contest.
(I suspect Adam was only on JSwipe to promote his music to women, which is genius marketing.) Respect, Adam. ) flirt asking if he would do a cover of “I Have a Little Dreidel.” Whatever, Adam. Images had to be “NON NUDE” and could not feature celebrities, children, significant cleavage or see-though/sheer clothing.
I wrongly assumed that without the judgment of God, we would be allowed to be a little more risqué with our cleavage.I made my opening line “On your latkes: sour cream or applesauce?” (Note to suitors: applesauce is the correct answer; sour cream is gross.)I was also intrigued by Adam, who told me he was a singer and sent along a link to his new album. Things must have gotten a little TOO sexy in the past, because Atheist Passions had a lot of rules about photos.I didn’t have one, so I chose the Old Testament instead. ) My Christian friends informed me that choosing a whole book wasn’t technically a passage, and that I could go with a popular section like “Love is patient, love is kind,” but that brought back too many memories of a dying Mandy Moore in .I chose a profile photo of myself in a Santa onesie. It got approved, as did all my other conservatively dressed photos.The subject line “Don’t take a first date too seriously” seemed peculiar, given that the people in that picture look to be taking their date very seriously.Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating